A small town girl wanting to see the world.

Hannah

  • iseeavoice:

    therainbowgorilla:

    qalaba:

    iseeavoice:

    A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


    Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

    human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

    #AREYOUSERIOUS

    WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

    (via uhm-hi-kbye)

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  • tourettesandsex:

    urbies:

    xbostons:

    lostboyonadeadthrone:

    If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

    If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

    image

    I’ll reblog this every time.

    (via guy)

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  • iwishihadafather:

    zooeydeschannoying:

    BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!

    THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?

    (Source: sluttyemoji, via guy)

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  • Anonymous asked : This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

    rememberingsuunday:

    fuckboy symptoms:

    • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
    • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
    • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
    • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

    how to spot a fuckboy:

    • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
    • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
    • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
    • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
    • can’t find the clitoris

    fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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  • (Source: orangeis, via tightvaginas)

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  • imthejesusofsuburbia:

    szarabasjkali:

    kissmymahogany:

    koopat911:

    Notice only 20 shades of gray

    It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

    Then I might be a man because I only see like eight colors in all that mess…

    thats probably also because like 1/12 men have some sort of color vision deficiency while only 1/255 women do so

    (Source: best-of-memes, via chuveew)

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  • ignite-mylove-ignite:

    ligerscout:

    ligerscout:

    Ready for April fools day
    Gonna take it to school and eat it

    I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

    fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

    (via chuveew)

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  • m0rphlne:

    geekgirlpenpals:

    THIS

    I actually had to hold back tears man, woah idk why it hit me the way it dis

    (Source: huffingtonpost, via chuveew)

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  • map-of-problematique:

    shawnsmirk:

    I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

    I WANT A NOSE RING

    I WANT A TATTOO

    I WANT TO DO THINGS

    WITH MY OWN BODY

    BUT I CANT

    BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

    AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

    (via epic-humor)

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  • eyebrowgod:

    *looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

    (via zackisontumblr)

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